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Cover charge: $15.00

Round of drinks: $23.00

Table dance: $30.00

Another round of drinks: $23.00

Couch dance and tips: $50.00

A round of shots: $34.00

Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

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