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Yo' mama is so fat a parachute wouldn't cover...

Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta...

Yo mama is so stupid she flunked her blood test.

Yo' mama so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a...

Yo' mama so fat, her panty lines look like a road...

Yo mama's so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast...

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at...

Yo' mama so fat that when she changes hands on her...

Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a key down the...

Yo' mama so wrinkly, she has to screw on her...