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A young man fell in a pit one day and found a magic lamp with a genie inside.The genie told him he would grant him three wishes. The man's first wish was to get out of the pit.

**POOF**

He then wished for all the gold in the world.

**POOF**

The man could not think of anything for his third wish so he bought a Ferrari with some of his gold. As he was driving in his new car, he turned on the radio began to sing along with his favorite advertising jingle: 'Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener...'

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