Insult Jokes - Ten Oclock All Over The World

Home • Submit Joke • Search • Top Jokes

Jokes Categories

Ten O'clock All Over The World

LMAO ( 163 votes ) | Views: 7870

PRINT | IM - AWAY MESSAGE

In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?

In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is?

In Paris, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your wife is?

And in Poland, they say it's 10:00 do you know what time it is?

PREVIOUS JOKE

NEXT JOKE

Share With Friends

Zeebo is the fastest way to find a home in London. Start now! Find a London Property

Yo Mama's So Poor

Yo' mama so poor, her television only has two...

insult jokes

Yo Mama's So Stupid... Parking Meter

Yo' mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking...

insult jokes

Yo Mama's So Old

Yo' mama so old, she got a belly button between...

insult jokes

A Man Walks Out Of A Bar Totally Hammered...

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to...

insult jokes

Brains Are Farts

If your brains were a fart, there wouldn't be...

insult jokes

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?...

insult jokes

Yo Mama's So Wrinkly

Yo' mama so wrinkly, she has to screw on her...

insult jokes

Yo Mama's So Poor... Can

I saw yo mama kicking a can. I asked what she was...

insult jokes

Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa

Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?...

insult jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section

Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by a...

insult jokes