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A WOMAN'S GUIDE

WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING

WHILE SHOPPING:

YES, THAT ONE'S NICE.

Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway?

THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.

Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER.

Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

UH-HUH.

Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

Zzzzz Zzz Zzz Zzzzz . . . . . . . .

Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I DON'T THINK THAT BLOUSE AND THAT SKIRT GO WELL TOGETHER.

I'm gay

IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.

I'm really stupid!

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