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Van Gogh's Relatives
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After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stop'n Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
The cousin in Illinois: Chica Gogh
His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother: Grin Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh.
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