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There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.
''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.
''How did you get that?" they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.
"What happened?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I got hit by a train." |
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