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Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, ''If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, ''Chinese.'' She asked,'' What would you order?'' He replied, ''Moo Goo Gai Pan.''
She asked, '' If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?''
He replied, ''Depends....'' She asked, ''Depends on what?'' He replied, ''Just DEPENDS....'' |
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