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Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest. A rabbit walks by and the bear says, ''Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"

''No,'' says rabbit.

"That's great!" says bear.

And bear picks up rabbit and wipes his butt with him.

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