This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie suddenly appears.
The grateful genie exclaims, ''Thanks for letting me out of the bottle, I've been in there for a millenium. I'm pretty old and tired, but I think I've got one wish left.''
The owner of the bottle says, ''I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea sick, so build me a road.''
''I'm too old and sick to grant that wish, got any other ideas?'' replied the genie.
''OK,'' replied the guy, ''I've always wanted to understand how a woman thinks, to understand her inner-most thoughts.''