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This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car crash.

The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, ''We're going to have to remove your legs.''

Then the guy asks for the bad news.

The nurse says, ''The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers.''

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