A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking his as soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up is left to a pole. I filled back up the bucket and he kicked it down with his right foot so I tied it up to a pole too. As soon as I finished milk him again he liked down the bucket with his the milk with his tail and I took off my belt and beat him and tied up his tail with my belt as I was tying up his tail my pants dropped down and my wife came out AND SOMETHINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN!!"
