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Women got off the Titanic first.

Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called "stalkers."

Women can cry and get off speeding tickets.

Taxis stop for women.

Free dinners, free drinks, free movies. Do the math.

A new lipstick can give a woman a whole new lease on life.

No one has to know if a woman forgets to shave.

Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their rear.

Women never regret piercing their ears.

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