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Do You Have Any Nuts? No?

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This one girl walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk if he has any nuts. The clerk says, 'No, ma'am'. She says, 'Well, do you have any dates?' And he says, 'Ma'am if I had any nuts I would have dates.'

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