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Top 10 Reasons To Live In Alberta

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1. Big Rock

2. Preston Manning

3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approx. 200 percent

4. The Premier is a fat alcoholic with a grade 4 education

5. Flames vs. Oilers

6. Stamps vs. Eskies

7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of

8. Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLT's

9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups

10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it

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