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A man walking along the beach finds a magic lamp with a genie. The genie promises to grant him whatever wish he wants.

"Okay," says the man, "I would like a highway across the oceans."

"Hrm," says the genie. "Is there anyway you could wish for something smaller?"

"How 'bout three Polish women with IQs over 90?"

"How many lanes do you want for your highway?"

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