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How Sauron Of "lord Of The Rings" Is Like A Woman:

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Both have been called "the greatest enemy of men"

Think they should rule the world

They obsess over jewelry

They spread gossip like the plague

They boss kings around like servants

They have an eye that sees all, or at least claim to

They hold a grudge for hundreds of years

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