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Top 10 Reasons To Live In Ontario

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1. You live in the center of the universe

2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump

3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election

4. There's no such thing as an Ontario Separatist

5. Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition

6. Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city

7. The only province with hard-core American-style crime

8. MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar

9. Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house

10. Mike Harris: basically a sober Ralph Klein

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