Insult Jokes

Yo' mama so ugly, a scientist put her face next a...

You're so short, when you sit on the curb, your...

Your breath is so stank, when you talk your teeth...

Yo Mama is so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom...

Yo' mama so old, she got a Jesus starter jacket!

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?...

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as...

Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs.

If ugliness were bricks, you'd have enough to...

Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she...