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Q:What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?

A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.......

Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?

A: It stepped on the ant and then said DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT....

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