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The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were alone

Just she and I

Her hair was brown

Her eyes were too

I knew just what

She wanted to do

So with my courage

I did my best

And placed my hand

Upon her breast

I trembled and shook

And felt her heart

Slowly she spread

Her legs apart

I knew she was ready

But I didn't know how

It was my first try

At milking a cow

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