Other Jokes - Engineers And A Glass Of Water

Home • Submit Joke • Search • Top Jokes

Jokes Categories

Engineers And A Glass Of Water

Not Rated ( 0 votes ) | Views: 560

PRINT | IM - AWAY MESSAGE

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

PREVIOUS JOKE

NEXT JOKE

Share With Friends

Zeebo is the fastest way to find a home in London. Start now! Find a London Property

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but...

other jokes

Top Ten... Sleeping At Desk

10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might...

other jokes

You Know You're Addicted To Coffee When...

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you...

other jokes

I Didn't Know That

Where do cousins come from? Auntholes.

other jokes

Harleys And Hoovers

What's the difference between a Harley...

other jokes

Things You Don't Want To Hear In The Airport

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the...

other jokes

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the...

other jokes

Shaky Arms Hotel

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband...

other jokes

You're Probably Aged 23 To 28

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came...

other jokes

Rabbit Breakout

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find...

other jokes