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Harold and Lloyd were speeding down the road when a cop pulled them over.

"You were going eighty!" the officer yelled. "Why so fast?"

"We have a good reason," Lloyd explained to the cop. "Our brakes are no good so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"

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