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Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, ''I'll have a pint of blood.''
The second one says, ''I'll have one, too.''
The third one says, ''I'll have a pint of plasma.''
The bartender says, ''So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?'' |
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