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The Day After Thanksgiving

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It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru the house

No one was stirring not even my spouse.

With credit cards all in a neat little row

In the order of all the places I'd go

With cash in my pocket, the keys in my hand,

I grabbed all the cards and out the door I ran.

Out to the garage and into my car,

The gas gauge on empty I wouldn't get far.

I rush to the gas station to fill up with gas.

Thank God for credit cards; I was out in a flash.

On K-mart, on Target, on Kohls and more.

On Pennys, on Sears, must hit every store.

I rush in the stores with a twinkle in my eye

Thinking of all the things i could buy.

By now my credit cards were getting quite warm

But into the next store I quickly did storm.

Buying up everything within my sight

Grabbing that doll and starting a fight.

Without that doll in my hand

Out on the sidewalk I did land.

As I walked away and looked in the store

I was plum tuckered out and couldn't shop anymore.

With gifts in the car all stacked up high

I drive by the stores and the merchants wave ''bye''.

With presents stacked way up to the ceiling

my spouse was ranting, raving and squealing.

We're broke he said cuz of all your spending

Thank God this day is finally ending.

With presnts to wrap and scotch tape to find

I knew this job was gonna be all mine.

The day finally ended and i was struck with great fear

Thinking of how I'd do it all over next year.