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The Lawyer's Funeral

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A man is at his laywer's funeral and and is suprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. “Why are you all at this man's funeral?”

A man turns towards him and says, “We're all clients.”

“And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching.”

“No, we came to make sure he was dead.”

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