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Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who have women on ground have piece on earth.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Take many nails to make a crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with sticky fingers.

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