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Top Ten Ways The Bible Is Out Of Date
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10) Who the hell Begets anymore?
9) Memo to Adam: Ditch the apples, try chocolate!
8) Saint Peter wouldn't do the actual judging -- he'd hire a temp.
7) Ten plagues and God never thought of daytime talk shows?
6) All this smiting and no one filed a suit against God?
5) “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy?” -- GO FORTY-NINERS!
4) Why did Moses spend all his time parting seas when there are all those great legs out there?
3) How can you trust someone who turns water into wine?
2) Satan provides free heating, work for everyone, never evicts you and doesn't give a damn about your credit rating. This is bad HOW?
1.) Out with “Into the ark, two by two,” in with Jerry Springer love triangles! |
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