Sex Jokes - Smartass Record Shop

Home • Submit Joke • Search • Top Jokes

Jokes Categories

Smartass Record Shop

Amusing ( 16 votes ) | Views: 800

PRINT | IM - AWAY MESSAGE

A lady walks into the local record store.

"Do you have Jingle Bells on the old 12 inch?" she asks.

"No, but I've got dangling balls and a 7-inch," says the smartass behind the counter. The lady thinks for a second.

"Is that a record?"

"I think so. I'm only 14."

PREVIOUS JOKE

NEXT JOKE

Share With Friends

Zeebo is the fastest way to find a home in London. Start now! Find a London Property

Somebody recent vandalised the local nudist...

sex jokes

Two teenagers were walking through a park when...

sex jokes

Did you hear about the guy with five penises?...

sex jokes

History Remembers Bill Clinton

Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton...

sex jokes

Clinton's Favorite Things

This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My...

sex jokes

Potatoes Hotatoes

Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of...

sex jokes

Use Your Pituitary

Do you know how to make a hormone? Easy!...

sex jokes

Male Masturbation

What does a guy say when he's going to...

sex jokes

What is pink and has 7 dents? Snow White's...

sex jokes

Sleeping Squirrel

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To...

sex jokes