A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor complaining that he can't get any women. The doctor says, 'Well, I can't help you, but I know a witchdoctor who can'. So the man goes to see the witchdoctor, and the witchdoctor tells the man to go to the lake, and that when he gets there, he will see a magic frog. All he has to do is ask the frog to marry him. When the frog says 'no', his penis will shrink ten inches.
So, the man goes to the lake and sees the frog. 'Frog,' the man says, 'will you marry me?'
'No!' says the frog.
Suddenly, his penis was only forty inches long.
Well, that's good, but I need it shorter, the man thinks to himself. Once again, he asks the frog, and his penis shrinks ten inches. Now he is down to thirty inches. That's pretty good, but it could be a little shorter, he thought. So the man asks the frog to marry him, and in a furious rage the frog answews ' for the last time! NO! NO! NO!'
