One day a new vacuum salesman is going door-to-door in a new neighborhood. The salesman goes and knocks on a door. A mean looking woman answers but the salesman decided to go ahead and try to sell her a vacuum.
Before she can say a word, the man walks right in and drops cow patties on her floor. Then he says, ''Ma'am, just to show you how good my vacuum works, if it can not pick up every last piece of these cow patties I will eat them.''
The woman smiles and asks, ''You want ketchup with that?''
The salesman not understanding inquires, ''Why do you ask?''
The woman replies after wiping the tears of laughter from her eyes, ''Well we just moved in and haven't got the electricity turned on yet.'''
