Animal Jokes - Eagles And Weasels

Home • Submit Joke • Search • Top Jokes

Jokes Categories

Eagles And Weasels

Amusing ( 6 votes ) | Views: 579

PRINT | IM - AWAY MESSAGE

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

PREVIOUS JOKE

NEXT JOKE

Share With Friends

Zeebo is the fastest way to find a home in London. Start now! Find a London Property

Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the...

animal jokes

Walruses And Their Tupperware

Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?...

animal jokes

Let's Play Monkey In The Tree

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause...

animal jokes

Bubble Blowing Duckies

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after...

animal jokes

The Praying Parrot

A middle aged woman lived alone except for her...

animal jokes

What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer's day?...

animal jokes

Thee You In The Moth Pit

Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause...

animal jokes

What do you call a poodle with no legs? A...

animal jokes

Rooster In His Declining Years

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new...

animal jokes

Bear And Rabbit

Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest....

animal jokes