Lawyer Jokes - Saddam Hussein In A Foxhole

Home • Submit Joke • Search • Top Jokes

Jokes Categories

Saddam Hussein In A Foxhole

ROFLMAO ( 1 votes ) | Views: 786

PRINT | IM - AWAY MESSAGE

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

PREVIOUS JOKE

NEXT JOKE

Share With Friends

Zeebo is the fastest way to find a home in London. Start now! Find a London Property

Plaster Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a...

lawyer jokes

The First Profession

A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were...

lawyer jokes

Lawyer Vs. Hooker

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a...

lawyer jokes

Engineering In Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly...

lawyer jokes

Lawyers And Lightbulbs, Case #2

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a...

lawyer jokes

The Teacher, The Thief & The Lawyer

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same...

lawyer jokes

An Honest Lawyer

What do you call an honest lawyer? An...

lawyer jokes

The Lawyer Has An Accident

A lawer just got home from work. As he stepped out...

lawyer jokes

Lawyer And Vulture

What's the difference between a lawyer and a...

lawyer jokes

The Clever Lawyer

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary...

lawyer jokes