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This little boy runs across this man who has a truck load of cow manure and the boy asks him what he is going to do with all of that cow poop. The man tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.''

The little boy looks up at the man and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.'''

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