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1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer.

2) A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer.

3) A beer never gets angry if you show up smelling of beer.

4) The colder a beer, the better.

5) You can always share a beer with your friends.

6) A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 a.m.

7) You can choose a beer from the case and, if you change your mind, you can pick another one.

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