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1) Wine her.

2) Dine her.

3) Call her.

4) Hug her.

5) Hold her.

6) Surprise her.

7) Compliment her.

8) Smile at her.

9) Laugh with her.

10) Cry with her

11) Cuddle with her.

12) Shop with her.

13) Give her jewelry.

14) Buy her flowers.

15) Hold her hand.

16) Write love letters to her.

17) Write poetry for her.

18) Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

How to Impress a Man:

1) Show up naked.

2) Bring beer.

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