Anal Retentive
You're so anal retentive, you could stick a...
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You're So Small
You're so small, you could hanglide on a Dorito!
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You're So Ugly
You're so ugly, you have to get you hand drunk...
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Yo' Ass So Tight
Yo' ass so tight, you fart and only dogs can hear...
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You're So Stupid
You're so stupid that you think 'harass' is two...
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