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Kiss That Horse's Ass

Chuckle ( 44 votes ) | Views: 693
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A cowboy rides his horse to a saloon and kisses his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks him why he did that.

"I have chapped lips."

"Does manure help them heal?"

"No, but it keeps me from licking them."
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