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It's legal to earn money playing hockey

Many people play hockey even after they're married

The puck's always hard

The protective equipment is reusable

It lasts at least an hour

A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon

You always know how big the stick is

You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding

You can change players on the fly

You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up

Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds

Your parents cheer when you score

Periods last only 20 minutes

You're sure to get it at least twice a week

You can tell your friends about it afterwards

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