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Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!

My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year.

The dog did it for me, but it was in his language.

The paper airplane I made out of it accidentally flew out the window.

I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.

It is here it's just in invisible ink!

Satan told me not to do it!

I'm at school?!? I thought this was an AA meeting.

My dad's pen ran out of ink.

My Mom ate my homework!

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