Animal Jokes

How did the skunk call home? On his smell-ular...

If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and...

How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He...

Q: How do you trap a polar bear? A: You cut a hole...

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the...

Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on...

What's the national bird of Afghanistan?...

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A:...

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of...

How can you tell that elephants have been doing...