Animal Jokes

The pet store was selling monkeys for five cents...

A woman went to her priest with a problem....

How do you know that carrots are good for your...

How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?...

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a...

A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if...

In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is...

What do blondes and cow patties have in common?...

A middle aged woman lived alone except for her...

A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor...