A woman had a garden, and all of her tomatoes were green, and she always looked with envy at her neighbor's garden, which always had red, ripe tomatoes.
One day, she went over and asked him how he got all of his red, ripe tomatoes, and he replied, ''Twice a day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself to my tomatoes, and they grow red with embarassment.''
She was kind of ashamed at the prospect of exposing herself to her garden, but she really wanted red, ripe tomatoes, so she followed his advice.
A week later, her neighbor came over and asked how her tomatoes were turning out, and she replied, ''They are the same, but you should take a look at my cucumbers!"
