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Redneck's Medical Dictionary

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Artery: Study of paintings

Bacteria: Backdoor to cafeteria

Barium: What to do when treatment fails

Bowel: Letter like A E I O or U

Ceasarean Section: District in Rome

Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her

Coma: Punctuation Mark

Congenital: Friendly

D & C: Where Washington is

Dilate: To live long

Enema: Not a friend

Fester: Quicker

Genital: Non-Jewish

Hang Nail: Coat Hook

Impotent: Distinguished, well known

Labor pain: Hurt at work

Morbid: Higher offer

Nitrate: Cheeper than day

Node: Was aware of

Outpatient: Person fainted

Post op: Letter Carrier

Recovery Room: Place to apholster

Rectum: Dang near Killed Him

Rheumatic: Amorous

Secretion: Hiding something

Tablet: Small table

Terminal Illness: Sick at Airport

Tibia: Country in North Africa

Tumor: More than One

Urine: Opposite of 'you're out'

Varicose: Nearby

Vein: Conceited