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Ode To Valentine's Day

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Hearts and roses and kisses galore...

What the hell is that schtuff for

People get mushy and start acting queer

It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak

And wear all black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade…

For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,

Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+.

So there's my story... what can I say…

Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!

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