Insult Jokes

Yo' mama so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery!

One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach...

You're so poor that when I went to your house and...

You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the...

Is that your head or did someone plant a pumpkin...

You're so poor, you DJ for the ice cream truck.

You're so fat, the last time you went on a bus, the...

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red...

''Did you ever find the guy?'' ''What guy?''...

What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box?...