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Mick Jagger And A Lonely Scotsman

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the friend of a lonely Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" And the friend of a lonely Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off my ewe!"

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