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Slogans By Bob

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Road rage: Who gives a BEEP!

Why not raise a little hell, even Satan likes to party now and then!

SPECIAL UPDATE: Elvis has just been spotted entering gay night club with a HUNKA HUNKA man!

Get down on all fours. Okay, now bark like a dog!

MARRIAGE: One indecent proposal!

REALITY BITES, and I have the teeth marks to prove it!

New Yorkers are the crab apples of Society!

MENOPAUSE: When it comes to bitching, there's no better alibi!

Women have made men out to be what they still are today: PIGS!!!

I've managed to consolidate all of my bills into one single GARBAGE CAN!

Love is in the air, and it's a real STINKER TOO!

IMPOTENCY: It's all in the HEAD!

If sex won't come to you... advertise!

If honesty is the best policy, I want a refund!
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