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Big Busted Women

-can get a taxi on the worst days

-have a neat place to carry spare change

-have always been the center of the arts (art)

-make jogging a spectator sport

-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub

-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)

-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie

-can always carry a little extra

-always float better

-know where to look first for lost earrings

-rarely lack for a slow dance partner

-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Small Busted Women

-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public

-always look younger

-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap

-can always see their toes and shoes

-can sleep on their stomachs

-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars

-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts

-know that everything more than a handful is wasted

-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle

-can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out