Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."
Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."
Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."
And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"
